Funny and memorable quotes
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
-Robert Orben

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
-Oprah Winfrey

After a certain number of years, our faces become our biographies.
-Cynthia Ozick

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
-Benjamin Franklin

When all is said and done, more is said than done.
-Lou Holtz

We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
-Winston Churchill

If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
-Russian proverb

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word.
-Al Capone

If you don't know, we teach you. If you can't, we help you. If you won't, we make you.
-Lenin

We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by a spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith